tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post4536989631573291993..comments2023-10-29T02:58:04.420-07:00Comments on Zipbag of Bones: 100!zipbagofboneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-73931884842718919782008-12-24T06:02:00.000-08:002008-12-24T06:02:00.000-08:00Getting my period during math class in high school...Getting my period during math class in high school, not realizing it, and then getting called up to the board to work out a problem in front of the class. Embarrassment ensued. Went to the nurse, called my mom, then played hookie for a week to recover from the embarrassment.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973125452842612070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-79223484398917338892008-12-23T15:23:00.000-08:002008-12-23T15:23:00.000-08:00I laughed so hard at #2 that I had trouble catchin...I laughed so hard at #2 that I had trouble catching my breath. I just found your blog and am going to bookmark it. You, girl, are hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-21217024490465049202008-12-23T10:12:00.000-08:002008-12-23T10:12:00.000-08:00Still laughing at "no shit sherlock, everyone know...Still laughing at "no shit sherlock, everyone knows you're gay"KMcJosephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10658672109033681560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-58601143540588549302008-12-23T10:11:00.000-08:002008-12-23T10:11:00.000-08:00You are fucking hilarious and definetly deserved S...You are fucking hilarious and definetly deserved Sassy's award.KMcJosephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10658672109033681560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-9010319086928506572008-12-22T22:51:00.000-08:002008-12-22T22:51:00.000-08:00That was such an excellent fun read, I especially ...That was such an excellent fun read, I especially liked your warning to those of us with food or drink! Thanks~rachael chatoorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15526352047122412500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-33983642906528895782008-12-22T21:05:00.000-08:002008-12-22T21:05:00.000-08:00You are so wrong....I definitely care whether or n...You are so wrong....I definitely care whether or not you sleep naked.Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07018907807878842267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-31684694362252797622008-12-22T20:24:00.000-08:002008-12-22T20:24:00.000-08:00undies? Yeah, not so sexy. lol - I love your lis...undies? Yeah, not so sexy. lol - I love your list. That must have taken forever to write! I was unable to choke on anything for you, but I did fall off the couch from laughing at the boob story!kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12027156767692105920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-15909487671334378632008-12-22T17:28:00.000-08:002008-12-22T17:28:00.000-08:00My most embarrassing moment:When I realized that I...My most embarrassing moment:<BR/>When I realized that I had actually read this entire list.<BR/><BR/>Good Stuff.C.S. Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13788814137559471709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-48521576199678914362008-12-22T17:20:00.000-08:002008-12-22T17:20:00.000-08:00I've been embarrassed a lot over the years, but I'...I've been embarrassed a lot over the years, but I'm not sure I can come up with 100 things. I'm impressed.<BR/><BR/>What's 'gleek'?Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16637670293642285740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-26241924601017165132008-12-22T15:52:00.000-08:002008-12-22T15:52:00.000-08:00This is an awesome list! I am one part happy (beca...This is an awesome list! I am one part happy (because it makes me feel better about all of my embarassing moments) and one part sad (because I'll never have the patience to make a list comprised of 100 ANYTHING). <BR/><BR/>The majority of my embarassing moments as of late have been because of Ventrilo. Ventrilo is a program that allows you to talk to other people through a headset on your computer, and my better half is on it all the time when he plays video games with his buddies. To talk, you just push a button on your keyboard, and I've become so used to hearing him and his friends talking back and forth that I forget they can hear ME too. <BR/><BR/>So, if I'm barking at the dog for fun, or screaming at the dishwasher, or singing Barbie Girl, or any number of other mortifying things, they hear. And then they'll all "Dude, what was that?" And my boyfriend will be like, "Aw, that was Lacey." And they're like, "Your lady's wack." Sigh.Laceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03074240282215306796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-37816079401699682412008-12-22T15:09:00.000-08:002008-12-22T15:09:00.000-08:00#2 is could utterly be one of the greatest stories...#2 is could utterly be one of the greatest stories ever.<BR/><BR/>#36 I had NOT idea! You were meant for today's award!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'm very pleased that the S2S award goes with your color scheme.SassyTwoSockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01231269816893139011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-47950372587666386942008-12-22T14:56:00.000-08:002008-12-22T14:56:00.000-08:00Susie: Thanks, I take pride in very little, but th...Susie: Thanks, I take pride in very little, but this list has me beaming<BR/><BR/>Petra: I'm glad I'm not totally alone in all of these. It seems sanitary products have embarrassed nearly everyone at some point.<BR/><BR/>DeeMarie: That's a great one, and illustrates my theory above.<BR/><BR/>Heinous: I didn't realize most people were looking to change their name, but good to know. I think you're right about the salami, although explaining that doesn't seem to ease the tension. True about the Russian ladies. And at least I didn't say "grundies".<BR/><BR/>Steph: Sorry for the confusion - my dad is certainly still "all man", I was referring to the first time I visited after starting my period. I can see how you might have been confused, and really he doesn't read this blog, so I'm totally ok with you thinking I've got two moms. It's California, after all.<BR/><BR/>Sarah: my apologies for any residual embarrassment this post may have caused you, but from experience you are a funny girl, so it's not unthinkable that you'd crack yourself up.<BR/><BR/>Michelle: Yes, I never did pay for your therapy after that incident, did I? And true about the money, although I'll be damned if I can remember what I spent that $100 on.<BR/><BR/>J: Would you brush my ass anyway?<BR/><BR/>Elle Charlie: Thanks, I knew someone would recognize my selfish-less-ness and I expect to be nominated for a Purple Heart any day now. BEWARE THE REPLY ALL! Always beware the Reply All. I've made that mistake myself. And thank you, I love yours as well (although more smut-talk won't kill anyone, you know?)<BR/><BR/>Casey: Gleek - it's a lost art. These emo kids don't know what they're missing.zipbagofboneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-5222888159518029032008-12-22T14:35:00.000-08:002008-12-22T14:35:00.000-08:00I haven't heard the word gleek in many years, nice...I haven't heard the word gleek in many years, nicely done. Haha, the speculum sliding out was funny. Well, probably not for you but the story was amusing. Happy 100th!Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477976300026766137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-67617819169924684612008-12-22T11:55:00.000-08:002008-12-22T11:55:00.000-08:00Btw, HAPPY 100th! Keep at it please - I love your...Btw, HAPPY 100th! Keep at it please - I love your posts!Elle Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165641048700957796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-89899534917678812062008-12-22T11:53:00.000-08:002008-12-22T11:53:00.000-08:00Wow, that is a very nicely compiled list that I wi...Wow, that is a very nicely compiled list that I will doubtlessly turn to the next time I'm so embarrassed I want to die. It will make me feel better :) What a lovely community service you're providing. I think you can now claim you do charity work.<BR/><BR/>My most embarrassing moment... gosh, there are so many. Maybe when Hubs and I replied to all on a work message (we EACH did it!) and wrote mushy things to each other just before our wedding... that was a fun day. Because the Dean of the college didn't already think we were nauseating...;)Elle Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12165641048700957796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-18800785102976283922008-12-22T11:08:00.000-08:002008-12-22T11:08:00.000-08:00I can relate to many of the waitress ones, except ...I can relate to many of the waitress ones, except for the public breastfeeding, that's just RUDE. And if you had something on your ass, I'd totally brush it off for you. ;)J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07490109332475074631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-73563859381985919512008-12-22T10:54:00.000-08:002008-12-22T10:54:00.000-08:00When you broke Grey! I am cracking up! At least yo...When you broke Grey! I am cracking up! At least you didn't have to discuss the finer points of your friends penis and try to convince him to go to the doctor, at least you were already aquainted with said penis!<BR/>I would also like to add little Missy that when we forced you to sing karoke it won you a hundred bucks!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797131548275372465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-77569988601135613382008-12-22T10:10:00.000-08:002008-12-22T10:10:00.000-08:00nice. Number 2 made me laugh out loud and snort so...nice. Number 2 made me laugh out loud and snort so everyone looked at me and no one was near me. I guess they think I told myself a joke.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17355983679468290325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-9973229846713370862008-12-22T09:35:00.000-08:002008-12-22T09:35:00.000-08:00Laughing my fucking fat ass off here. #47, I thou...Laughing my fucking fat ass off here. #47, I thought you meant your dad was a "woman" for the first time. Like he had a sex change operation. I had to reread that section after the part about his and his wife's birth control practices. Why would two women need birth control? I'm a tard.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-78730821742326478822008-12-22T08:47:00.000-08:002008-12-22T08:47:00.000-08:00Just think, you've given them the gift of a new an...Just think, you've given them the gift of a new and fascinating name. <BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure a well-placed salami can cause constipation.<BR/><BR/>Those Russian ladies need to be shaken up now and then.<BR/><BR/>undies...that's hot.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-88302656499275840072008-12-22T08:40:00.000-08:002008-12-22T08:40:00.000-08:00Here's one... once when I was a waitress, I was wa...Here's one... once when I was a waitress, I was walking out to check on a table, and put my hand in my apron. I felt something odd, and pulled it out, flinging the tampon out of said apron and across the table. Good times.DeeMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06709977948318101502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-76867699308963557832008-12-22T07:21:00.000-08:002008-12-22T07:21:00.000-08:00Awesome list. It is oddly surprising how many of t...Awesome list. It is oddly surprising how many of those embarrassing moments I have shared, mainly the ones about bill collectors and credit cards being declined, as well as the ones involving sanitary products.<BR/><BR/>Don't worry, I embarrass myself on a daily basis, so I will have to do this one on my 1,000th post!Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29306110.post-21386771728508161702008-12-22T07:02:00.000-08:002008-12-22T07:02:00.000-08:00WOW! That is some list. I am impressedWOW! That is some list. I am impressedSuziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13150191994661266181noreply@blogger.com