Monday, February 15, 2010

If Only I Could Harness This Power

We have a new "thing" in the Zipbag household. It's called Gray's Magical Dance, and he choreographed it all on his own.

  1. First, lunge forward and throw up some Jazz Hands action.
  2. Next, spin around on one foot, counter-clockwise (this is very important!).
  3. When you reach the 180 degree mark in your spin, release an audible fart.
  4. For the finale, return to the Jazz Hands position and give me the "I'm pleased with myself" look.
All he needs is a sequined unitard and he'll be ready to tour off-Broadway, sponsored by Chipotle. Maybe he could raise money for Haiti with his new organization, 'Hinds Across America.