Then I googled "Jessica Bern" because of all the bloggers I've met, she's the only one who has spent her career doing stand up comedy and commercial acting, hence there's a better shot I'll turn up a mug shot of her. Or a porn flick. Or, I don't know...a commercial for margarine.
You know what I found? That bitch has 733,000 hits on Google. SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THREE THOUSAND HITS. On google.
I only had the attention span to page through the first 3 of those search returns, so the final 732,997 pages may have been about some other famous Jewish chick named Jessica Bern, but I'm guessing she's responsible for at least half of the Interweb chuckles that I unearthed. Jews aren't that funny, as a rule.
But she's an exception. You have to watch this:
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She's funny, sure (COTTAGE CHEESE ASS!) but her outfit...I'll try to excuse her outfit by explaining that the footage is from 1993, but I don't think it matters much. The blousy shirt is trying to eat her alive and there's no excuse for that kind of fashion.
Ah yes. I'd forgotten about my billowly heather gray flannel pleated pants. I loved those things. I bet she's wearing them with men's-styled oxfords.
ReplyDeleteYou can't help but love Jessica Bern. She's a unique woman who always leaves me in stitches, and with that '90s outfit in that video, now I'll be chuckling for days.
ReplyDeleteIt's kinda like turning on any comedy show featuring comics from the Improv during the 80's...the only thing that actually made you laug was their coats with shoulder pads and their hair...and references to the Ayatollah and Mr. T...I mean, that shit WAS funny in the 80's, right?
ReplyDeleteJessica is hilarious. She's also very nice.
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