I got rid of Internet at home, and I quit my job which, let's face it, is where I did all my blogging, so here I am, trying to type on an iPhone, and my friends? IT IS NOT GOING WELL.
I'm escaping reality for a few days, going camping up north with Daylow, the man I blame for my new obsession with snakes.
I will return to blogging soon, but I cannot guarantee I will be funny. Something about my shortage of vodka and my abundance of dogs seems to have sucked the hilarity right out of me.
Although... I DO have a few new epic poop stories.
Some are even about the dogs.