Thursday, December 18, 2008

Guess What?

This one seems fairly obvious to me, but I'm all doped up on Sudafed and Halls and I can't be bothered to come up with something more challenging today. There's this fruit fly in my office, and it won't leave me alone, but I seem to be moving in slow motion today. Mr. Fruit Fly is dodging and weaving, mocking my attempts to clap him to death. Assuming, that is, that I am not simply hallucinating the fruit fly all together. Which is totally possible, based on what the talking purple crayon told me.

So anyways....Guess What?

16 comments:

  1. A Pig

    ~Your GG buddies
    Kari and Dawne

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  2. A cows tit.
    ha ha ha ha ha!

    Actually I was thinking worse things that I won't say here.
    Gross!

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  3. Its the pig at the state fair that gave birth while you were there.

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  4. Inside a marsupial's pouch.

    Either way...it's a teat of some kind, yes?

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  5. I don't know... but I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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  6. Cat! How dare you post that picture of me?! That was meant to be private.

    hehe

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  7. I'm trying to figure out if it's edible.

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  8. Anonymous: I like your teamwork
    Kate: Roll with your naughty thoughts
    Michelle: la la la ::plugging ears::
    C.S.: Teat expert extraordinaire!
    Diane: So sorry
    Desi: You sound like someone who knows what that's like!
    Steph: I never put that in writing.
    Heinous: Is MOST DEFINITELY edible.

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  9. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'll be fired if anyone at work sees that on my screen...

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  10. When I clicked on your blog today, I saw this picture. I guess I haven't been reading long enough to understand what you're doing here. I scrolled down, certain I was looking at some sort of pornography on my work computer, to the ape "Guess What" posts, and then I understood. The picture you've posted is a pig.

    You commented me with a "non-reply" comment, so this is how I'm answering your question. I'm a homeless couch surfer right now. Adrienne has said that I can come home, but it's the principle of it all. I'm mad at her, she said very hurtful things to me and she refuses to apologize. I've found an apartment and a roommate so hopefully I will move in this weekend and start sleeping in a bed again. Minus mold.

    Thank you for your concern and offering a place to put up a complete stranger. I know that was totally sincere and it makes me wonder why you enjoy having fellow-blogger, crazy internet people staying at your house... and then I thought, "Orgy."

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  11. I'm changing my answer. It's Paris Hilton's armpit:

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/paris_hilton_benji_madden_maki.php

    right?

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  12. The top of Dick Cheney's head. that's it for sure !!

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  13. Oh my. I'm going to go with the pig answer as well but oh my. Gross.

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  14. I swear I haven't looked at the answer yet, and I know I'm late to the game. But I honestly can't believe that in all 14 comments, no one guessed the raging obvious answer:

    Balls.

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  15. How is it I miss your Guess what post every time? I log on, it's Gray choking the chicken, next time I check it's the answer. I haven't looked yet, I did not read these comments, so i am going to guess that it is a nipple and belly of a dog or a pig or Gray.

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