Thursday, January 22, 2009

Help, I've Fallen Onto YouTube and I Don't Wanna Stop Humping It's Leg

My laptop FINALLY arrived last night. I named it Landers, and I made out with it and gave it a makeover. Then I did what any self-respecting woman would do, and I watched 200 versions of "Single Ladies" on YouTube until it was more than 2 hours past my sleepy time. And then I dreamed about Beyonce's thighs. And a little bit about that gay guy in the leotard.

This week, Myshka opened my eyes to the wonders that are European condom commercials. I thought to myself, "NOW I can die happy, with Landers in my lap and smut at my fingertips."

And then I saw this commercial, which just proves there is a god:



I'm so glad Jesus set me free...to sing about fucking you in the asshole for all eternity. This is the best week ever.

26 comments:

  1. I love your sense of humor!

    And I am SO addicted to youtube!

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  2. You're strange. I like it though. I don't watch Youtube much (or any tv) since the whole "toddler tonsil hell" thing but I miss it. Congrats on the new laptop! I hope this one is nicer to you.

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  3. Could you warn someone before you make them almost pee their pants laughing. That was so so so so so wrong! But oh so good.

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  4. European commercials are GLORIOUS.

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  5. I have spend days in front of YouTube. It's da bomb.

    Europeans can get away with so much more in their commercials than we can.

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  6. Oh man, that shiz never gets old.

    My name is Jenny and I am a youtube addict.

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  7. mmmm. I get a little wet when I spend hours on youtube! mmmm luuub me some youtube!

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  8. NOW THAT was funny!! Your entry and the commercial!! Enjoy that new lap top! I have a new one too and NO ONE except me touches it. NO ONE!!! Bwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaa! Crazy..but true! Lisa

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  9. I need the extended remix of that for work.

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  10. They played that song at my wedding. And, ironically enough, at my divorce.
    But I tihink the meaning changed...slightly.

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  11. You are being featured on Five Star Friday!
    http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2009/01/five-star-friday-edition-38.html

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  12. I just kept thinking about those kids in the backseat. Their parents must have received some nice coin to agree to that.

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  13. OMG! That song is hilarious! And stuck in my brain. This could get me into some serious trouble if I start singing out loud.

    Note to self: Learn to hum.

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  14. freaking hilarious. I intentionally do not surf youtube because of the potential time suck factor. I have enough things in my life that suck time away from me that I cannot get back.

    But thanks for sharing, cause I got a nice giggle and it took attention away from the plague I am suffering from.

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  15. LMAO good video Kat, I love You Tube too, I am rachaelpachel on YT by the way, it if anyone poking around wants to come find me and be pals! I have a couple of vids that will make ya laugh. :)


    Glad you and Landers are working out!

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  16. One of the things I loved about living in Europe was watching the commercials...lots of stupid ones, like in the US, and then there would one like that. Which makes watching TV addictive.

    I stay away from YouTube because I have enough time suck things in my life already. But then somebody posts something like this, and way later I am still following links and watching more and more.

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  17. I do SO love your blog.

    And now that you have Landers, I'm a little envious. I wish I'd named my laptop. Do you think it's too late now?

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  18. European ads are SO much better than ours.

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  19. BLAH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HAAAA!!!

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  20. Dude, thanks for the shout out. There's always more where that came from, I have a very filthy brain. Thank god the husband loves that about me. Here's to Landers. Make sure you tell him you love him at least once a day. It's only then that he will show you where to find free porn.

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  21. Yup, I think I can now go to sleep. That was hilarious.

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  22. That was the best commercial EVER.

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