My laptop FINALLY arrived last night. I named it Landers, and I made out with it and gave it a makeover. Then I did what any self-respecting woman would do, and I watched 200 versions of "Single Ladies" on YouTube until it was more than 2 hours past my sleepy time. And then I dreamed about Beyonce's thighs. And a little bit about that gay guy in the leotard.
This week, Myshka opened my eyes to the wonders that are European condom commercials. I thought to myself, "NOW I can die happy, with Landers in my lap and smut at my fingertips."
And then I saw this commercial, which just proves there is a god:
I'm so glad Jesus set me free...to sing about fucking you in the asshole for all eternity. This is the best week ever.
I love your sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteAnd I am SO addicted to youtube!
You're strange. I like it though. I don't watch Youtube much (or any tv) since the whole "toddler tonsil hell" thing but I miss it. Congrats on the new laptop! I hope this one is nicer to you.
ReplyDeleteCould you warn someone before you make them almost pee their pants laughing. That was so so so so so wrong! But oh so good.
ReplyDeleteEuropean commercials are GLORIOUS.
ReplyDeleteI have spend days in front of YouTube. It's da bomb.
ReplyDeleteEuropeans can get away with so much more in their commercials than we can.
That was just.so.wrong.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that shiz never gets old.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Jenny and I am a youtube addict.
mmmm. I get a little wet when I spend hours on youtube! mmmm luuub me some youtube!
ReplyDeleteNOW THAT was funny!! Your entry and the commercial!! Enjoy that new lap top! I have a new one too and NO ONE except me touches it. NO ONE!!! Bwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaa! Crazy..but true! Lisa
ReplyDeleteI need the extended remix of that for work.
ReplyDeleteThey played that song at my wedding. And, ironically enough, at my divorce.
ReplyDeleteBut I tihink the meaning changed...slightly.
You are being featured on Five Star Friday!
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I just kept thinking about those kids in the backseat. Their parents must have received some nice coin to agree to that.
ReplyDeleteWow Seriously?
ReplyDeleteOMG! That song is hilarious! And stuck in my brain. This could get me into some serious trouble if I start singing out loud.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Learn to hum.
freaking hilarious. I intentionally do not surf youtube because of the potential time suck factor. I have enough things in my life that suck time away from me that I cannot get back.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for sharing, cause I got a nice giggle and it took attention away from the plague I am suffering from.
LMAO good video Kat, I love You Tube too, I am rachaelpachel on YT by the way, it if anyone poking around wants to come find me and be pals! I have a couple of vids that will make ya laugh. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you and Landers are working out!
One of the things I loved about living in Europe was watching the commercials...lots of stupid ones, like in the US, and then there would one like that. Which makes watching TV addictive.
ReplyDeleteI stay away from YouTube because I have enough time suck things in my life already. But then somebody posts something like this, and way later I am still following links and watching more and more.
I do SO love your blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd now that you have Landers, I'm a little envious. I wish I'd named my laptop. Do you think it's too late now?
European ads are SO much better than ours.
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ReplyDeleteWhat the??????
ReplyDeleteDude, thanks for the shout out. There's always more where that came from, I have a very filthy brain. Thank god the husband loves that about me. Here's to Landers. Make sure you tell him you love him at least once a day. It's only then that he will show you where to find free porn.
ReplyDeleteYup, I think I can now go to sleep. That was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat was the best commercial EVER.
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