Wednesday, April 01, 2009

HOLY SHIT GODZILLA!

wait...it's just mummy hand

(this is as close as we're getting to an april fool's day joke here at zipbagofbones)

you thought i was exaggerating about the lizard-ness, huh?

good luck with breakfast now, suckers.

18 comments:

  1. ha ha ha.
    Your humor cracks me up!

    I've seen people whose hands look way worse in the winter when they don't use lotion.

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  2. YIKES! Lotion! PLEASE GIRL!

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  3. That's hot. I like how it looks like the desert hardpan in a spaghetti western. Pew! Pew! Pew!

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  4. mmm, yeah thanks... I think I will skip breakfast this morning.

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  5. That is not looking pretty but is it felling better?

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  6. Wow. That's... well, wow. That's really something :)

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  7. Is it the confetti inside that's drying your thumb out? I'm sending you some bag
    balm right this minute. It works wonders on cow udders and chapped thumbs.

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  8. Get yourself some udder cream fast!

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  9. Nah, just lick that shit, that'll fix it right up. Spit is nature's fix-all.

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  10. It gets much worse. The first time you stick that shriveled, wasted thing you call your arm in some warm, soapy water after they remove said cast...WATCH OUT! You'll have all manner of dander and debris to scrub off. Think of it as a science project. You like experiments, right?

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  11. Maybe its just me?...But it looks like a lizard with a blank expression wearing a shirt and pullover! Can I have one!!!

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  12. On the positive side, your cuticles are fabulous!

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  13. Seriously need some exfoliation, you do.

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  14. BAHAHAHAHA! Lizard Queen! Can't you just put some Neosporin on it every day? That's what I do for my "hangnail" area...the skin splits open near my fingernails there and it just about bleeds sometimes....is awful. SO I wrap it up in some Neosporin overnight. Just a suggestion.

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  15. Oh my gosh. OH. MY. GAWSH.

    Fuck you for posting this. Now I will have nightmares for eons.

    And knowing my luck, my cursing you so rudely will result in my own broken wrist, because karma is a bitch and I'm pretty sure I'm its main target. But still.

    You know what though? I still love you. And I think that fact alone should really make you think about how great you are, because your thumb is fucking hideous and I still think you're the greatest. (Hopefully saying that also helps my karma, if you could put a word in for me that would be great.)

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  16. Do you ever just lie in the water near the shore with your mouth open and let little birds hop in and out of it?

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  17. I wasn't put off by the picture since we have alligators and lizards roaming around here in FL. Get some lotion, dude.

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