hungover after the unexpected miscarriage scene in Marley & Me prompted dangerous levels of wine consumption, Cat spent the first half of her birthday in bed with Landers.
(notice not one, but two, tubes of chapstick on the night stand - i wasn't joking about my obsession)((also notice the tickets to see dane cook on june 13th))(((HELL YEAH)))
then gray got off the couch for the first time since monday night, and the two went to the minnesota landscape arboretum. it was not yet blooming.
what the hell are these pods, and where are the aliens that hatched from them?
presumably, maple sap for syrup (or complimentary doggie poo bags)
the giant snake of death who tried to eat me (dude, his mouth is OPEN and he kept sliding at me)
my penis shaped peanut
thanks to gray for recovering just in time to give me a kick-ass birthday!
AHHHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOO.
ReplyDeleteNO MORE SNAKE PICS. ugh.
Glad I am not the only one who still likes Dane Cook...
Dane Cook is played out! Plus here in MI the CHEAP tickets are $68, WTF! 68 fuckin dollars! Im like, there are MANY WAY Better comedians I wouldn't pay $68 for! lol
ReplyDeleteI remember Oprah once said that Chapstick is addictive. And, you know, if Oprah says it...
ReplyDeleteThat snake is some scary shit. :o0
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Glad you were able to celebrate.
Happy 26th! Sounds like it all went very well.
ReplyDeleteHappy bday. If I'd have known you were 4 years younger than I am, I would have stopped talking to you long ago.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!! You should hve kept the peanut and put it in a shadow box. Or maybe I would have done that and I'm a little weird so ignore me.
ReplyDeleteyou're the same age as ME. omg. jk. lol.
ReplyDeleteHappy BIrthday Cat! I love the first picture! Heartbreaking but priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteWow! I did not know our birthdays were so close! Happy Happy!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Cat. I, too, have a chapstick fetish...I'm not really into threeways (me and TWO chapsticks), but to each their own.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're a beauty, germ-infested arm and everything! I love chapstick. A gloss. Sometimes together. smooth AND shiny, what else could I want?!!?!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, doll!
Your blog cracks me up. Love the "mummy hand" countdown and the snake of death.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, oh lovely Cat of the Stink-Arm! I'm glad Marley and Me made you punish yourself. Saves me the trouble.
ReplyDeleteThat snake is tiny! You're paranoid!
ReplyDeleteGive me one of your chapsticks, I lost mine.
You're cute when you make that O face.
Happy birthday, 29!.....26? lol
Marley & Me should be banned from public viewing.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!!!
I have a chapstick in every room in the house plus one in my handbag. I win!
ReplyDeletethat peanut makes me want to hurl!
ReplyDeletei hope your day made you feel better.
Happy birthday love the peanut
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteI like when you do your nature-y photos.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
What sort of penises have you seen....I'm worried?!
ReplyDeleteSo far, I have read 2 blogs in my reader and they both had snakes in them. WTF? Happy Burfday!! God, you like half my age!
ReplyDeleteMiscarriage in a dog movie, wtf? And of course the snake was trying to kill you, you ate his family for lunch.(my half Asian kids say I can use that joke, I have a permit)
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE JUST A BABY! Oh what I wouldn't do to be 26 again! I would attack you with a snake, that's what I'd do. I mean, my thirties have been awesome so I really wouldn't strain too hard to be 26 again, but I wouldn't mind chasing you around with a snake. Sorry. That's probably the meanest birthday wish ever.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! We watched Marley & Me on Sat night too but without alcohol. The part where she was freaking the fuck out over being stuck home with the shitty barking dog and the chaos? That's my life, right down to the dog I hate (but hugged after watching the movie). Ahh, to be 26 again. Wait, it was only 6 years ago. Enjoy your ability to nap and sleep in on the weekends, one day it will vanish and you'll be all "what the fuck?"
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteUm. By the way, why do you look all cute and cuddly while hungover?
P.S. Blake and I saw Dane Cook about a year ago! GOOD times.
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves birthdays. That is until you pass thirty.
ReplyDeleteBon Chance.
Snakes are of the devil.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! I am an asshole who lets her Google Reader get up to 700+ posts before she starts reading them. Hence, the late birthday wishes. Sorry.
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