I'm too busy getting ready to rock and therefore cannot do a "real" post right now. We're going to see Lamb of God tonight and I'm uber psyched. There are not many things that can keep me out past my bedtime on a work night, other than being kidnapped and tied up in the back of a van or held at gunpoint or given access to an Old Navy clearance rack. I'm usually in bed at (BEFORE) 9:00 during the week.
SOOOO in lieu of a "real" post, I give you: T-Shirts Ideally Suited for Gray and I (click on the pictures to go to the website where you can buy the shirt)
And these are what you'd find in the encyclopedia under "Gray" (besides "balding"):
This post is lame, I know. But I don't care because I'm going to get stepped on, shoved around, lose my hearing, and have a beer dumped on my head like last time. And that's all that matters.