Monday, September 14, 2009

The Trouble With Technology...

This is a highly classified transcript of the email transmission I received from Admiral Five Head at 1700 hours on Saturday night:

if you recieve an e-mail about a poem that if you do not emailit to 5 others you will have bad luck DELETE IT!! there is no such thindg as luck. also there may be a virus i do not think so but it is possible. also, if these storys are true demonic forces ma be withheld in the e-mail.

End Transmission from
Five Head
Capt. of U.S.S.Bold
Current Occupation
Star Fleet Command/
United Federation of Planets
Rank:Admiral
Home:1-000-000-0000
Note:ONLY 3 calls a
week for ensigns


Apparently, Jesus hates SPAM, too.
Oh, and Mom? I think you need to send this kid to MORE church.
Because clearly he hasn't been brainwashed enough yet.

9 comments:

  1. May be spending too much time on the holodeck.

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  2. More church is definitely needed.

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  3. jesus definitely hates spam. it's always crashing his ONLY GOD RULES AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO HELL OR THEIR VERSION OF IT site.

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  4. Every time you spam, Jesus kills a blogger...

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  5. Hm, maybe there's something to this Jesus thing...

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  6. I knew Jesus was behind this nasty virus I just caught. Luckily, he invented a cream for it.

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  7. Everybody knows chain emails contain demonic forces, duuuuuhhhhh...

    ((Hey, I got your package yesterday! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! (I also thanked you publicly on my blog, hooray!)))

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You.Yeah, you. Speak the fuck up.