Love the fake voice. You are a freak. Afraid. Very afraid. Don't tell all the readers about the 3 packs of cigarettes you smoked this weekend. I cannot believe you sat the bottle of liquor on the bible. I am praying for you right now.
Love your morning ensemble! Adding the Grand Marnier and Bible add to your writer's mystique. Of course, I'm not sure why you're starting on Sunday if the project isn't due until Tuesday. You wouldn't want to jump the gun and then peak too soon.
Your homework process is astoundingly similar to mine...but I think this time I'm in trouble, I have four term papers due in the next three weeks. That I haven't started. That have to be written in Spanish.
Dude, after you took that sip of Grand Marnier (I think it's pronounced Marniyay), I spit coffee over Lander's evil twin, the one without a name because Landers was taken.
Love the fake voice. You are a freak. Afraid. Very afraid. Don't tell all the readers about the 3 packs of cigarettes you smoked this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe you sat the bottle of liquor on the bible. I am praying for you right now.
Love your morning ensemble! Adding the Grand Marnier and Bible add to your writer's mystique. Of course, I'm not sure why you're starting on Sunday if the project isn't due until Tuesday. You wouldn't want to jump the gun and then peak too soon.
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny.
ReplyDeletehahaha GRAND MARNIERRRRR?
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you were being ironic.
Your homework process is astoundingly similar to mine...but I think this time I'm in trouble, I have four term papers due in the next three weeks. That I haven't started. That have to be written in Spanish.
ehhhh. I'll do it later.
Really? Wow. Just...wow.
ReplyDeleteyoure a stone freak woman.. i love it!
ReplyDeleteDude, after you took that sip of Grand Marnier (I think it's pronounced Marniyay), I spit coffee over Lander's evil twin, the one without a name because Landers was taken.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that.
Is that part of your halloween costume?
ReplyDeleteI think it is.