I have this friend who has every album, jingle, theme song, soundtrack, and (apparently) muppet musical known to mankind on her Itunes. And probably other stuff I can't think of because my Itunes consists of 40,000 Dave Matthews Band songs (and that's just his Live at Radio City disc set!) and a very large playlist under "metal".
So this friend created 4 separate, limited edition, individualized compilations for her friends for Christmas. And although I haven't know this particular friend too terribly long, I think it's fair to say she's got me fucking figured out. The first three compilations were 1) Christmas songs, 2) mommy/daughter ballads, and 3) dance music. And then there's mine.
Mine is called "Awkward & Inappropriate Song Mix." Fucking Awesome. It features such songs as AC/DC's Big Balls, The Internet is Made for Porn from Avenue Q, and Ben Folds' heart-wrenching cover of Bitches Ain't Shit.
And the best part? I found my personal anthem.
I think it's fair to say this friend has earned her blog nickname. From henceforth, she will be known as Kylie.
Dammit! I have to find a computer with sound. Wait, where's my iPod?
ReplyDeleteOMG, I think this has to be mine too! Love it.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing (and TMI) last night my husband brought home some silicon "cheeks" just to add to the fun.
Oh, and please don't think I'm a skinny no butt girl, but motherhood has had it's effect on the booty.
That song is ridiculous. And now I need to listen to it 9,000 times in a row.
ReplyDeleteHah, very cool that she knows you so well. You perv.
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