Friday, January 08, 2010

You May Have Heard...

I have this friend who has every album, jingle, theme song, soundtrack, and (apparently) muppet musical known to mankind on her Itunes. And probably other stuff I can't think of because my Itunes consists of 40,000 Dave Matthews Band songs (and that's just his Live at Radio City disc set!) and a very large playlist under "metal".

So this friend created 4 separate, limited edition, individualized compilations for her friends for Christmas. And although I haven't know this particular friend too terribly long, I think it's fair to say she's got me fucking figured out. The first three compilations were 1) Christmas songs, 2) mommy/daughter ballads, and 3) dance music. And then there's mine.

Mine is called "Awkward & Inappropriate Song Mix." Fucking Awesome. It features such songs as AC/DC's Big Balls, The Internet is Made for Porn from Avenue Q, and Ben Folds' heart-wrenching cover of Bitches Ain't Shit.

And the best part? I found my personal anthem.

I think it's fair to say this friend has earned her blog nickname. From henceforth, she will be known as Kylie.