I was thinking our life would slow down after the wedding, but I was wronger than wrong, because now we'll be packing and moving (did I mention this marks the fifth time I've moved in three years?), and Kylie is moving in with us at Longfellow Deeds for a couple of weeks before she leaves to spend her autumn months with her hot boyfriend in Europe (I know, FUCK YOU KYLIE, is right) and I'm starting over with The Month of Ramen coming up this Wednesday. I thought we were broke before, and now we're exactly $House Amount of Dollars more poor than before. Lucky for us, Top Ramen doesn't discriminate. And also, we own all our porn.
Monday, August 30, 2010
House. Also, Poor.
So. We bought a house.
That's what we've been up to. Gray and I have been searching for the perfect property since March, and this is the third time we found "it," the difference being that this time, the buyer agreed with us.
I was thinking our life would slow down after the wedding, but I was wronger than wrong, because now we'll be packing and moving (did I mention this marks the fifth time I've moved in three years?), and Kylie is moving in with us at Longfellow Deeds for a couple of weeks before she leaves to spend her autumn months with her hot boyfriend in Europe (I know, FUCK YOU KYLIE, is right) and I'm starting over with The Month of Ramen coming up this Wednesday. I thought we were broke before, and now we're exactly $House Amount of Dollars more poor than before. Lucky for us, Top Ramen doesn't discriminate. And also, we own all our porn.
I was thinking our life would slow down after the wedding, but I was wronger than wrong, because now we'll be packing and moving (did I mention this marks the fifth time I've moved in three years?), and Kylie is moving in with us at Longfellow Deeds for a couple of weeks before she leaves to spend her autumn months with her hot boyfriend in Europe (I know, FUCK YOU KYLIE, is right) and I'm starting over with The Month of Ramen coming up this Wednesday. I thought we were broke before, and now we're exactly $House Amount of Dollars more poor than before. Lucky for us, Top Ramen doesn't discriminate. And also, we own all our porn.
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Yay for you!!! Home ownership can be a wonderful money pit. Now, you don't have to move again for a long while.
ReplyDeleteLove the window boxes but it looks like you'll have to cut back that bush in the front.
this is so awesome! owning your own house is totally worth Ramen for a while :) and, there is the free porn!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on becoming house poor! It's way better than rental poor. Except when the air conditioner goes out. Or your water heater stops working. Or your foundation cracks.
ReplyDeleteWow, look at me. I'm like the Debbie Downer of homeowners.
Congrats home owner!!! It looks charming-- esp the handdrawn parts!
ReplyDeleteIt looks really nice from front view. And I agree with Yvonne that it's better to be house poor rather than rental poor. Congratulation for your house and post few inside view of the house for us
ReplyDeleteIt is important to own all your porn.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!! It looks like the perfect house for me to come and visit you in! ;)
ReplyDeletewelcome to paying taxes and insurance on the house and maintenance. Yeah, it's a real party. But hey, we own our homes!!! yay us!!!
ReplyDeleteseriously though, congrats. Now you have a tax write off
Dude. Owning all your own porn is probably more important than getting a roof over your head. Even if you lived in a cardboard box. You'd still have a good time with some porn. Oh yes.
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