This is such a non-post post that I'm a little ashamed, although not enough so that I stoop to apologizing. Instead, I think I'll just fart and blame the dog. That oughta distract ya'lls.
|What? I didn't make that smell! Okay, fine - I knocked over the garbage can, ate all the leftover hamburger with spicy seasoning, and diarrhea-d all over Gray this morning. But I DIDN'T FART. That's Mama's department.|
|I painted the hallway blue. That is all.|
|This is what fell out of the ceiling after I used a friend's rotozip and sawzall to cut a circle big enough to install the ceiling box for that light fixture.|
The House: She is pleased.
Damn, I'm awesome.