The only downside is that now I cry when we feed the snake

Meet Monty. He's naked. Except he's not *really* naked, he's just hairless. So it's kind of like he's that brown M&M lady from the commercials, and we're like the red M&M guy who strips down and starts dancing when we see him.

Completely normal.

If you don't think this is the cutest thing in the world, well...then y ou're probably made out of Lysol.