Thursday, December 25, 2008

Second Blog on the Left

Can a blog go too far?
New & Improved: Cat 2.0

Now, with wireless capabilities to torture, annoy and horrify you from the comfort of my bed. (Or while I'm driving, which is probably more likely.)

Featuring 8.1 mega pixel imagery for sharper, clearer, do-it-yourself pornography.


To avoid fainting, keep repeating: It's only a blog, It's only a blog, It's only a blog, It's only a blog

7 comments:

  1. Congrats on joining the wireless set! And if you're anything like me, now you'll be paranoid about losing a very expensive item every time you take it out of the house.

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  2. Hey, I missed the pornography. Dammit. Merry Christmas anyway.

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  3. Woo! Wireless and a camera. You can take a photo of the assholish driver ahead of you, download it and blog about it on your way home! Brilliant!

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  4. Ooo, I want that camera bad!

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  5. YOU'RE LICKING THE BOX! YOU'RE LICKING THE BOX!!! YOU HAVE KOOTIES NOW!!

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  6. I'm swiping the second picture and editing out everything but the tongue for future use.

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  7. I think you have it wrong....you're not supposed to lick the camera. You're supposed to lick other things, while having your picture taken by the camera.

    Merry Christmas!!!

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