I called up the semi-swanky salon I went to last time, mostly because when dealing with color, I'm much more comfortable paying a bit more money to make sure they don't totally fuck up my head and force me to shave it all off (again). I don't have a regular stylist at this place - to call myself a "regular" there would be pretty funny. I just asked the nice appointment phone lady to please find an apprentice (cheaper) in the next week, and explained what I wanted done.
"So you want to go back to your natural color?"
"Yes, I would. I need the blond filled in an color added."
"Ok, let me see who I can find for you to do that...hold on just a sec..." She transferred me to a different appointment lady, who basically asked me the same questions all over again and then decided that I was coming in for a "color correction and full foil and haircut". Which? Um, no. Just a fill and a color will be all, thanks. But I figured I'd have an easier time explaining it to the stylist upon my arrival.
I actually got in my car last night and drove to the salon (I've been wont to back out at the last minute and not show up at all), a salon which is located no closer than three suburbs away from my apartment, and still made it a few minutes early. I checked in at the desk, and the woman told me to go ahead and wait in the lobby *pointed to the lobby*. Then she said something kind of odd: "I know it's a little bit scary, but it's totally safe." She was referring to the lobby, where I was to go park my ass and wait.
I kind of did a double take upon hearing the word "scary" and I was all like, OMG someone else finally noticed that the people in these salons are all kind of bitchy and perfect looking and I always get super uptight before I come to one because I know that even if I'm wearing the boyfriend jeans, someone else will be wearing the skinny jeans with the long t-shirt, and how can I possibly compete with that? Let alone my make up, dude I should have gone and had my make up professionally done before I came here to get my hair done, I mean do you SEE what these lights do to my complexion? Oh god so gross. You're right lady, that lobby IS TOTALLY SCARY!! But, if you say it's safe, I believe you. I can do it! I am JUST as good as these other women!
As I turned the corner into the waiting room, I had a little extra bounce in my step. It might be scary at the semi-swanky salon, but by golly, it was safe. Then I got a good look at the main area of the salon. There were no walls or ceiling, electrical wires hung every which way, and workers were coming out of the plastic sheeting wearing hard hats.
Hmmm. Perhaps I misinterpreted the receptionist's comment as common-folk camaraderie, when really, there was a tiny chance she might have been referring to the massive construction project underway. It's possible.
My stylist was super cute (all of them seem to be super cute there), a curvy woman with dark hair and kind eyes. We sat down and I successfully communicated what I wanted to have done. I wanted to return to my natural color, light brown. But to do that, I'd have to go a shade darker if I wanted to ensure the bleached out ends would take the color.
Down the row of workstations from us, a mother was getting her hair done. Her husband was toting two young boys around the salon, trying to keep them entertained while his wife finished up. He came around the corner with the baby in his arms, and when that baby saw his mother he started screaming, "MAMA! WANT MAMA!" She was trying to calm him from beneath her tin-foil shroud, and I commented to my stylist about how cute he was.
She got all dreamy eyed and said, "Oh, I know, isn't he? I notice all the little kids in here now that I'm pregnant." Took me a second to realize she hadn't just smacked me in the face, that she'd only just spoken to me.
Because OF COURSE SHE WAS PREGNANT! Why wouldn't I have been randomly assigned to the one pregnant chick at the salon? Of course mine was pregnant. I tried to be politely inquisitive and asked her how far along she was.
"I'm due in April." Of course she was. By this point I was having to make a pretty concentrated effort to remain calm. Not only was she pregnant, but she was exactly the same amount of pregnant that I would have been now. I bit my tongue to keep from telling her about my miscarriage, because really? Did she need to know? Not at all. Would it have freaked her out? Probably not, but still - no reason to go around upsetting pregnant chicks. You know, if possible.
"Is it your first?" I just had to ask, although I already knew. Yes, it was her first. When she walked away to mix the color, I just shook my head in amazement. It's totally my kind of luck. Another unexpected "neener neener boo boo" from the Universe.
Anyhow, so she did a great job on my color and I tipped her a ridiculously large amount of money, thinking she probably needs it what with the baby coming and all. So now I'm (sheepishly) able to present to you my new hair. I know most of you on the Interweb have no idea what my old hair looked like (picture orangy-bleached 3/4 and dark top 1/4), but I'm not sure when I'll be seeing my Jill again, and damn it all if my Jill doesn't need to see the new (old) hair.
Excuse the expression on my face (and the nose, never look directly at it) - I'm terrible at taking my own picture, but Gray is worse. He tried 4 or 5 and all of them were blurry. So I'm afraid you're stuck with this gem!
HAPPY FRIDAY everyone. If you're pregnant, could you please wait to tell me until Monday? I need a break this weekend.
I looked directly at the nose. I LOOKED DIRECTLY AT IT!!
ReplyDeleteWhat should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Is there a number to call?
I need help, somebody call the police!
Oh yeah...hair's nice too.
Where's that number for the Nose Hot Line?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOOKED RIGHT AT IT!
Score one more for team brunette!
ReplyDeleteYou know, telling people to not look directly at the nose..
ReplyDeleteis going to cause them to look, if they hadn't already. It's just the way things work.
Nice hair.
Much better than mine.
Which is 2/3 brown, 1/3 gray.
Trying to go all gray.
Not because I like it, but
because I'm allergic to hair color.
My eyes puff out and I get sinus
headaches. And I've tried the natural stuff.. all kinds (just so no one feels the need to say "Hey, try this..." Been there, done that).
So I don't post pics. Not until
it's done totally graying.
And then I might not post pics, just out of the kindness of my heart.
Hair looks gorgeous!! I go to a swankier place and spend a little more too. It's worth it to avoid the fear of getting someone who's holding scissors or a color brush for the first time!!
ReplyDeleteYour hair looks awesome! I went and got the cheap-o haircut this week, my first in about 8 months. Sorry to hear about all of the pregnant chicks. When we were struggling to get pregnant, everyone and their mothers all got pregnant and it felt like they were rubbing our faces in it. Have a great weekend, love the hair!
ReplyDeleteThe hair looks great. It's too bad you got the one pregnant stylist...
ReplyDeleteDude, nice hair.
ReplyDeleteI hate those snobby places.
As I already told you, I haven't had my hair did in ages, and got desperate one day and bought that root touch up shiz. I was really nervous because it was only like $5 and what if I totally fucked up?
But, the gray...omg...it was horrible. (I have had gray hair since I was 16...wtf?)
Ok, I am rambling. But I am all perturbed about that fucking work situation, so yeah. This is what happens.
Muahah, I am NOT pregnant. I thought that may help the weekend go smoother. In fact, I got IUD'd yesterday, so you and I can be without embryo for the weekend, at least!
ReplyDeleteHelping? At all? Probably not. Now I'll go study the nose and think about how badly I need a haircut.
Oh, and TOTALLY scary salon- electrical wires or NOT!!!!
Jill loves the hair! Mostly the girl wearing the hair.
ReplyDeleteI hate hair. I would hate not having hair more, but I have thin and thin and really really thin hair. It completely sucks because it's flat to my head if it's more than an inch and a half long and not completely damaged by being colored.
ReplyDeleteExcept my stylist moved to San Diego, and then I moved to Anchorage, so my hair is waywayway too long and flat to my head and really extraordinarily damaged at the ends and I desperately need a hair cut. But salons are scary. I hate trying to talk to new stylists, because I suck at talking to people I cannot see. I cannot see without my glasses and I can't wear my glasses to get my hair cut.
This is why I hate hair.
Your hair looks great, by the way. A very nice color.
I am going to do that right now get my hair died to my own color. hwy is that so hard?But it is. they b=never listen and I always come out a red head
ReplyDeleteLOVE the hair!
ReplyDeleteNow what is it about the lighting in those places that makes everyone but the stylists look like Night of the Living Dead? Seriously. ARGH!
Your hair looks great. And, for the record, your nose is adorable and you're beautiful!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny post (well, the scary lobby part). As for the pregnant hair dresser, I'm sorry. That stinks, and I totally understand how you feel.