Last night, poor Gray walked in the door from work just as I finished reading the letter about how my financial aid was cancelled and the world was coming to a fiery end and how Jesus loves the little children of the world EXCEPT FOR ME. His reaction to the bad news proves he's the man of my dreams: He went to the fridge and brought me a beer and said, "Here, drink this."
Back off, he's mine.
I emailed my Jill the good news and said that maybe next time a problem presents itself, that I should remain calm and collected and wait to see what happens before I start writing my suicide note. And then she proved that she's the BFF for me with her reaction: "If you didn't freak out about things I would think something was seriously wrong," like maybe that I was abusing Rx drugs.
So Gray feeds me drugs and Michelle lets me know when I've got a problem with them. It's really the perfect scenario.
And now, some photos of places I'd rather be right now:
Duluth, MN
Duluth, MN
Seward, AK
Grand Marais, MN (or anywhere with beaver flicks)((or beavers))
Custer State Park, SD
Birchwood, WI (or anywhere I wouldn't die wearing a bathing suit)
You are funny!
ReplyDeleteGlad it all worked out with the student loan.
and I love those pics!
I need to go to one of those places too.
You are the craziest chick I know. I am so glad you are on my blog roll. You entertain the hell out of me!
ReplyDeleteThere you go, a little freak out and a beer, typical Cat day. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy husband still doesn't see it my way, but I firmly believe the best response to most problems is to ignore them for at least one night, and look at them again the next day. Non-life-threatening things only of course. Actually that's a complete fucking lie. I lay awake at 2 AM with the best of them.
ReplyDeleteThat beaver pic would be funnier with a big ass beaver as opposed to the fish.
ReplyDeleteWait...big ass beaver just doesn't sound right...
heh...
I told you so.
ReplyDeleteI would rather be in Wisconsin myself. BTW we should probably set a date for that soon so I have something to live for until it warms up. As a matter of fact I think we should do 2 weekends this year. A june trip and an August trip.
ReplyDeleteNice pics. Heh, that's all kind of funny in retrospect.
ReplyDeleteIce and beaver flicks and live bait. What more could anyone need?
ReplyDeleteMy son at his college orientation was hysterical. UA -- the A being Arizona, not Alaska -- was first the worst school ever, then it was awesome, then it was horrible, then amazing, then the registrar was the king of Hell and all things unholy. I think at the moment he likes it, although I haven't spoken to him today...He's not so good at being calm when things are not going smoothly.
But it is amusing. After I talk him down from the ledge.
Beaver. Heh heh. Beaver.
ReplyDeleteGlad your financial aid worked itself out, I was expecting a fight.
WHOOOOOOOO! Praise Jay-zus, glad that worked out for you.
ReplyDeleteSee? You really are free to eat!
Grab those dumplings, girl...
(And I want a beaver house. Rather, one close to my home. There is a Pussycat Club nearby in Baltimore, but that's at least 20 minutes away by car, and people get shot outside there sometimes. Or so I've heard ;)
See. I told you everything was going to be fine.
ReplyDeleteOk, well maybe I didn't say that. Maybe I said, "Oh shit, you are fucked".
Nah, I didn't say that either. I'm not really sure if I said anything.
Damn you. I was totally going to leave a comment last night about chilling out but I thought it would be insensitive. So I called you a baby instead. Obviously I should have gone with my first choice.
ReplyDeleteI find that little panicking always make the resolution of the problem seem all the better.
ReplyDeleteToday Duluth does not look like your photo… 30 inch snow pack and
2 deg.
"Nice Beaver!"
ReplyDelete"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"
As I said yesterday, "All will be fine."
On a different note, have you figured out how to get Landers onto your own internet connection?? Do you need your own "Geek" to fix it??
You know where I am...
fantastico
ReplyDeleteYou have a good man! Mine feeds me beer AND gives me a back massage, even when I rant about some of his family members!
ReplyDeleteWe are lucky ladies...
Those damn clerical errors. Glad it all worked out in the end.
ReplyDeleteI hate when they say OH it was JUST a clerical error! Oh good thing, because i was about to go to the clock tower and start shootin motherfuckers down! JUST a clerical error
ReplyDeleteI knew everything would be fine! I give such good advice, I just wish I could take some of my own sometimes!
ReplyDeleteEh, I wouldn't be as interesting to be around if I did that. That's my story and I am sticking with it.
SMOOCHES!
Too funny! And was happy to hear it worked out! :o)
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