Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Sexy Time, Interwebnet

For all you losers out there, relegated to blog surfing on this most romantic of Hallmark holidays, here's a little taste of what I'll be up to later tonight...sexy picnic on the living room floor, Chinese food, candle light, flavored massage oils (ok fine, canola oil mixed with Febreeze, I'm on a budget), and a bedroom screening of the amateur video tape we made a year ago today..................

Happy Valentine's Day!
XOXOXO from yours truly,
Lolita Razzle Dazzle

20 comments:

  1. aw, how romantic!

    we had our romantic Valentine's celebration last night (an awesome Italian dinner before we fell into a food coma on the couch)so tonight will be spent chasing around a toddler and hoping to get her to fall asleep at a decent hour so we can get our swerve on. Sounds sexy, huh?

    Happy Valentine's Day gorgeous!

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  2. You shouldn't need a reason (stupid Hallmark holiday) to have sexy time.

    Valentines Day is fucking stupid.

    Hope you have fun anyway though!

    ;)

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  3. BANG!

    Happy sexytime Day to you, Cat.

    The line about canola oil mixed with Febreeze? Genius. Genius. You should turn that into a greeting card. Hee.

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  4. Cathartis....
    If you are on a budget, why the hell are you buying a luxury like Febreeze? Surely the dollar store has a far-less pricey replacement? Obviously you have a lot to learn yet.

    Affirmation: Your Valentine's date will be hot and end with a very painful yet pleasureable experience.

    I think maybe that affirmation sounds more like a skanky fortune, but whatevs....

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  5. Happy Hearts Day!

    Have a sexylicious night!

    xoxo

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  6. Stay off any tiles or linoleum once you've started playing with the canola. It's a little hard to explain when you're in the hospital with a concussion.

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  7. LOL! That's it, CAT! IG is right - I think if we teamed up we could make a killing off of sarcastic greeting cards.
    LMAO!

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  8. Thanks for the Febreez idea. Money.

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  9. That’s great, but do you have a message for the Winners relegated to blog surfing on this day??? Canola reminds me of my crazy college days and why I still can’t bring myself to eat at Gino’s pizza. CD’s right, stay away from the tile… : )

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  10. question of the day: is there wine with that chinese food? ;o) enjoy!
    ps...I really would have shared the beer--maybe then it wouldn't have been so snotty! Or at least we could have been taughty taughty together! lol

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  11. Showing some Vday comment love! Hope your freaky deaky night goes as planned and neither of you ends up injured. We will be eating a living room picnic as well and then praying for the 2 month old to sleep for at least ten minutes unattended. Woohoo.

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  12. P.S. There are such things as zombis in Haiti. I'll tell you more next time you get on AIM...hint hint.

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  13. We'll also be having a picnic in the living room and hoping that the college age boy doesn't come home from the library early. That would be embarrassing.

    Go for the good stuff and use the olive oil tonight. It's only valentines day once a year.

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  14. Wow, you still have a VCR?

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  15. Also, if you and Gray haven't seen "The Serpent and the Rainbow," a definite must-see.

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  16. I'm showing up late here but I hope the "viewing" went well. Happy VD Day to you too, btw. I hope you don't catch anything.

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  17. I thought I commented on this already?

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  18. No, I think I just thought I commented. Maybe I just said it aloud.

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