Sunday, April 19, 2009

Rise of the Mummy Hand

you don't even want to know how long this took me to make, or maybe you do, but i'm not going to tell you because it's a) pathetic and b) an incredible waste of my time, but hopefully once you watch the video you'll totally agree it was 100% worth the three days...ahem, I mean it was worth whatever non-disclosed amount of time it took me to make. please don't judge me.

the cast comes off on thursday and i'm starting to wonder what we might find inside when they saw it off. i'm pretty sure i'm missing a couple of paper clips and I know at lease one birth control pill fell in there, which was blue, so maybe i'll look like a smurf. also, based on the stench i'm guessing there may be several exotic forms of penicillin growing along the ulna and maybe some dead mice in the palm area.

29 comments:

  1. F'n funny....

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  2. I cannot believe you showed the internet a picture of you wearing some one elses panties on your head.

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  3. That is so awesome!
    Clearly, you are very gifted in the movie-making department.
    Good luck when taking the cast off. I know I felt like I had lost about 10 years of strength when I got my cast removed. Took months for my post-cast-abnormally-skinny arm to regain its normal dimensions and strength.

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  4. LMFAO! Love the credits too! lol

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  5. That was great! I don't care if it took 3 days, ahem, a long time. It was well worth the effort.

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  6. your so awesome Kitty, I loved this stuff! Your so creative, love ya!!! Kimmy

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  7. Cat:
    Having recently escaped from the tomb, albeit briefly, I found this to be morbid, disturbing and so funny I laughed so hard I almost ruptured a nard and swallowed my tongue!

    Great stuff! You go, girl!

    I now return to the bog from which i rose...

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  8. Well here's hoping there is no dead mice in your cast. (But it would be pretty cool if there was.)

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  9. That was fuckin awesome!!! What if the cast comes off, and your arm is shriveled up to the size of a toddler? Are you scared?

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  10. That was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. EVER! It was so brilliant, in fact, that I made everyone in my house watch it. The reviews came in as follows:

    Mike (the man): Awesome song... she made that with one arm?

    Evie (the dog): (She just squirmed a lot, apparently Mike had the Kong, but at the time I figured it was like a head-banging MIRACLE.)

    Gemini (the cat): (He played with the cursor on the screen... this could either mean he doesn't care at all ((likely, cats are silly and you should totally get one)) or that he thought it was the most wicked thing he's ever seen. We'll probably never know.)

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  11. That mime scared the crap out of me.

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  12. Good thing you gave mummy hand birth control otherwise you would have to make Son of Mummy Hand, the video next.

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  13. LMAO, you are hilarious, I LOVE using video as a medium, its fantastic and you did an awesome job.

    Special thanks to Vicodin. hahahahah

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  14. Cat. You are really fucking weird and I like that in a person. Seriously. The end credits were the best part. I like that you thanked Jesus Christ and Vodka.

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  15. The Vicodin people should really pay you for product promotion.

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  16. If you arm is blue, you should name it with a smurfy theme. :op

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  17. I love the Special Thanks to Vicodin.
    Me and Vicodin are tight! :o)

    Great video! I love your humor.

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  18. That video rocked. And it would've taken me weeks to put it together!!
    You're gonna take a picture after the cast comes off, right? And include whatever crazy objects they find?? You must!!!

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  19. LOL! You are so ridiculous. I can't wait for your cast to come off too. I'm tired of reading about the smell...I'm sure having to smell it is worse, but damn. Hardy har at the panties too hahaa

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  20. You need a hobby, hun! lol

    Great vid, actually. you're hot, even with a mummy hand! :)

    Loved the credits. And of course, the rabbit cowboy. lol

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  21. When it comes off...send it to me. I can use it in my voodoo ceremonies.

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  22. 1) I was too busy listening to the song to watch it the first time through.
    2) What band is that? (cause I might need to download it)
    3) When I finally did watch it (2nd time around) I laughed so hard that my poor mommy bladder almost couldn't handle it. Awesome.

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  23. I've been back here a few times since you posted this, and I haven't commented because I can't do it justice. I can't think of a better use of three days.

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  24. Hahah, I LOVED it! That video is better than most of the previews I saw at the movies tonight. I had to watch w/out sound for fear of waking the children but still, it was good.

    Oh, and what's with putting JC above vodka in the credits? The order seems off.

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  25. Yay! I can't wait to see your shriveled mummy hand.

    Because I am sick and twisted. Like you. Love you.

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  26. My favorite part is the jackelope cowboy.

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