I know I'm totally ruining the "illusion" for many of you, but it's time I put myself out there. I'm a person just like you, at least until the lights go out, and we're all in this together.
I don't really know what that means, so here - watch this:
Get Boned.
Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. Oh and NOT QUITTER!
ReplyDeleteWhy was he late?
Damnit! I keep getting distracted by the low cut shirt! i'm gonna have to try watching AGAIN...heh
ReplyDelete(Bravo on the Vlog!)
love your vlog, and as for the cigarette, um - say a few hail mary's, do some situps, and call it a day. it's the hardest thing to quit - harder than heroin so... pat yourself on the back!
ReplyDeleteyou so sexy hun! it's nice to "see" you talk and all that. :)
ReplyDeleteYou've come out! oh, my god - will they ever look at you in the same way, ever again? That innocent but smart assedness sexy housewife thing be working for you, Cat dog. And gosh, now my anxiety about not wanting to smoke when I'm with you not smoking has abated. Whew. I won't have to feel guilt at both houses.
ReplyDeleteCute vlog
ReplyDeleteVLOG makes me think of VAG.
ReplyDeleteCoupled with your low-cut shirt, I feel like now I need to confess.
Dirty, you are. (Or maybe it's me. Could be both.)
No, but really: good luck with quitting. Gets easier with time, I can say.
You. are. too. freaking. cute.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can totally relate, because I start panicking when people aren’t 15 minutes EARLY, and now I feel the need to go smoke a truckload of cigarettes just THINKING about the all the things that can go wrong on a leisurely drive home (i.e. multiple car pile ups, gang related car jackings, random gas tank explosions, or one of those times when you see a guy riding a bike on the side of the road and think to yourself “10 points!” and then ACTUALLY HIT the man with your vehicle because you’ve played too many video games and taken too few meds and are therefore unable to decipher reality from fantasy… etc). Ahem.
I do the same thing when JR is late coming home. With the exception of smoking the truckload of cigarettes. I head for our wet bar for a boatload of wine. We all have our vices.
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for the cleavage shot at the end, totally forgot about what you were talking about after that :)
ReplyDeleteI feel your struggle. You will overcome!
ReplyDeleteThank you for giving me a voice for your words and a vision of you. Until the Metallica concert, I thought you were 50ish, about six foot two, weighing in at 120 lbs, and sipped high priced whiskey all day long.
I'm happy I was wrong.
Well this has really let me down.
ReplyDeleteYou don't sound anything like Mae West.
I pretty much love you.
ReplyDeleteThaT is all.
I'm kinda disappointed you're not really and Asian midget, but I guess being an armed robber with nice boobs is good enough.
ReplyDeleteNo worries... but if you do commit armed robbery, stay away from hijacking an R.J. Reynold's truck, m'kay?
ReplyDeleteRAWR, aren't you a little hottie. So it's prounounced VLOG, I always thought it was V-Log. Weird. Good luck with quitting, you non midget.
ReplyDeleteI think I might need to do an exercise such as this....
ReplyDeleteLove the Vlog!! Not at all the image I had in my mind but good to put a face with the name...
ReplyDeletethere is nothing distinctive about voices of people of short stature.
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