One More Purchase.

We need window treatments.

Let's just say that watching porn at a 45 degree angle to your bedroom window while hiding under the covers and muttering, "Hurry up, vibrator, the neighbors could look over at any minute" is not exactly the pinnacle of eroticism.

And then dropping to the floor, army-crawling across the room (so as not to be glimpsed by the old guy across the street), and throwing a shoe at the power button on the TV kind of ruins the glow, you know what I'm sayin'?