I have so much drama happening and I can't talk about any of it. SUCKY. This is the first time in Zippy's history that I've been unable to use you freaks as free therapy.
Wait, is there a confidentiality clause on the internet?
Hmm. Didn't think so.
Instead of telling you anything AT ALL about what's going down in Zippy town, I'll have to be content to show you these.
|Why has it never occurred to me to glue shit to MY car?|
|Someone left this hat at my house. I don't know who. I also don't know what I'm doing with my hand.|
|Someone else left THIS hat at my house. It may have been my dead grandfather.|
|I miss this.|
|My new motto. Except...it's also retroactive.|
|What happens when you hand me a paintbrush.|
|Inside joke. Most of you have probably heard it. Guess that makes it an outside joke.|
|Good god. HOW BIG IS THE 500+ lbs TOILET? I'm afraid to know.|