Well now.
Quite a good showing for our last anonymous confessions post. I was impressed with the number of commenters, both anon and non-anon, although some people close to Zippy felt the confessions were pretty damn run-of-the-mill slash vanilla.
So.
Here's something I've been fascinated by for years, thanks to an episode of CSI: Miami - There are people who only get off on the idea of or actual act of fucking inside of or to a person in a fur suit. Like a mascot.
I've never been able to look at the Twins T.C. Bear the same.
So I've been thinking. What is my sexual fetish?
I'm not sure that I have one, to be honest. Certainly nothing that I obsess over. I don't like feet that much; I'm not really into dead bodies or threesomes. Asian chicks are hot, but so are lots of other women. Dick size doesn't seem to make much of a difference in porn, although GIANT does seem to equal more screaming than moaning. That's kind of a turn-off, actually.
Hurt so good, in my opinion, didn't mean hemorrhaging and vaginal wall tearing.
So.
I DO enjoy watching sex I'd never actually have myself. For instance, you may have noticed my many references to Taboo Anal Pleasures 5000. I don't want anything in my pooper except poop, but it's fun to watch. Seems the more porn one views, the more desensitized one becomes; therefore, the more out-of-the-box ones viewing must become if one is to attain...the Ultimate Goal.
Having met some people with fetishes, however, I think it must be much more common than we think.
Therefore, spill it.
I want to know your dirty, nasty secrets.
Ever wanted to do a chicken? That's called: Avisodomy
Ever got off by watching someone freeze to death? That's called: Psychrophilia
Find yourself "accidentally" sticking your junk in your partner's nose? That's called: Nasophilia
We don't judge here. You don't have to worry about people calling your a pervert. Actually, you should be more worried that my freaks will want your phone number for a booty call after this one. So go ahead: spill the beans.
Unless you have a thing for beans. Then you're just sick.
Its funny you mentioned "Furries". I was watching 1001 ways to die. The story goes: A man is intoxiacted and come upon a group of people who are "Furring". They get pissed at him and shoo him off. While he is walking away he sees a sexy bear and tried to get it on, only its a real bear. lol.... btw I am not posting my 'fetish(es) on here...good day.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm just sick because I really like beans. Not to have sex with of course.
ReplyDeleteWell, hm. I watch a lot of gang bang porn, but I really don't think that is too out there. It kinda confuses my feminist sensibilities, though.
ReplyDeleteI've always been turned on by horses. And cows. Don't know why, just giant dicks, I guess.
ReplyDeleteExactions: We don't judge here. Good story though. You know you can comment anonymously, right? That's why it's fun! But the bear thing...never seen a bear penis.
ReplyDeleteMichele: IDK...they *might* feel good.
Lexa: I do, too. And it does mine, too.
Anonymous: How could you NOT be impressed. But...horse germs!!?!???!
I don't even know where to start.
ReplyDeleteMines always been rape and my older male teachers lol I'm a sick woman
ReplyDeleteYes, the horse germs would totally creep me out... But... I saw some (okay, I downloaded frightening amounts of) porn with people who were , ehm, pretending to be ponies, and it was seriously hot. Thanks for letting me post anonymously, I haven't even told my boyfriend about it. ;)
ReplyDeleteMandy: I'm intrigued. Start somewhere. Maybe with the urine thing.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I'm with you on the older male teachers, but not so much the rape. I DO like to be handled roughly though...
Anonymous: I've seen porn like that. Didn't get it. Made me feel bad for My Little Ponies. But of course, you are welcome here, ya freak.
I want to Tea-Bag a donkey. And you.
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